Friday, December 18, 2009

tea, for two.






after Jumaat - aku off for Mumu for a while. i din get much of sleeping last nite pun, so i am takin my sweet time payin it off at dat particular time. tido after Zohor - wow! its a great thang to do. who dun like of doin it, anyway? heh. around 4pm, aku tersedar. heard of some kinda weird thgs down in the kitchen. it was Soleh - tgh rebus Maggi. he complained it to me, sayin dat 'along masak Maggi sorang2' kinda thang. its a poor thang. i feel so damn fcukin responsible. bein an elder bro., i shldnt be doin dat to my smaller boi. i was like, 'nak mkn pe? along pi beli..'.



the fact is - aku malas sgt nak kuar rumah. nak tukar baju, seluar. cari cap, start moto aku off to kedai depan. wow! its been like 24hrs since aku last out from the house. dis is amazing! heh. and its about to rain. u know - windy day, gloomy sky, dark thick cloud up on ur head.



i decided to masak2 again. and the menu for today - for tea, to be precise; Cucur Udang wit Tea O bujang. wah! dgr pun aku dah excited. dis is even better than sex! erm, i am making dat thgs up. alrite. jst dun hate me, ya! heh.









and dis r coupla thgs yg aku beli there at kedai India dpn taman aku. aku noted dat mmg byk brg2 dapur aku dah selesai, and i feel so damn lazy to go out for a proper shopping. so - there it is, udang kering, ikan bilis, susu 2 tin, tepung, sos tomato aka ketchup and minyak masak. yeah - ketchup is tomato sos, ok. tomato sos is made of tomato. not like cili sos - they r made of cili plus buah betik yg.. erk - nvm. i dun eat cili sos, God sake. never ever. anymore. euw.









and 2 packs of Twisties. spicy garlic for Soleh, cheesy for me - as usual. mak not in the house, so its alrite. we hardly hav dis around in the house. and kalo nak mkn pun - gotta be out of the house. junk food is so like a sin in ere. its a good thang, yeah. junk food kills u. but gettin kill sometimes can be a bit of rewarding. kinky. *watever*









so lets get on track now, yer puan2. cucur udang. dlm 7 minit dah bley siat kalo puan2 make sure buat dgn penuh dedikasi dan bersemangat tinggi. bukan daddy-kasi, yer puan2. heh. potong udang (kalo nak sedap and eksklusif - guna la udang idup.. tp kalo dah malas, udang kering sajork!), bawang besar dan cili kering. cili kering ni yer puan2, bley tambah perisa sket - since wangi dia lain gtot. heh. mcm2 la - ni je ada kat rumah aku at time being. heh.









tuangkan tepung ke dalam bekas tadi. make sure agak2 la.. jgn kurang sgt, kang tak cukup, and jgn byk sgt plak - bukan nak buat kenduri, eh? yang penting, pastikan tepung gandum yg digunakan bermutu tinggi, berkhasiat serta ada nutrient value.


heh. mengong.










utk sukatan tepung yg i guna ari neh, i jst need like 1 cawan plus 1/8 cawan of air masak sejuk. jgn guna air masak panas - kang masak terus tepung2 tu, tak payanh goreng dah plak.. masukkan air sedikit demi sedikit sambil gaul tepung tadi dgn rata. puan2 bley guna sudip/sodek/camca/sudu etc ye.. tp i prefer guna tangan sajork. air tangan ibu lbey baik. berkat. and unfortunately - i aint one. and make sure tangan tu bersih la.. tak kotor, tak korek idung, tak kuar dr tandas dsbnya. euw.











meanwhile, panas kan minyak kepala sawit dlm kuali yg dipanaskan terlebih dahulu. sorry la - kuali buruk. malas nak panjat kabinet cari kuali2 meriah.. nak masak sekejap je. nak mencucinyer kang.. saper nak cuci?









jemput tepung tadi comel2, ke dlm minyak yg dah panas. bley pakai sudu kalo nak. as for me, tangan jugak senang. y bother dirty up all those thgs?










and let it be there in the hot oil for a while. alih2kan sesuka ati. elok2 puan2, minyak panas - ok. as u see it in ere, saiz pelik2 sket. sorry la. aku dgn Soleh je. pe nak gado2?









first round - dah siap masak. Soleh ckp 'pesal kecik besar?'. jwpan aku senang, 'kang dah makan, kuar sama je..'. dia terus like 'heh'. tugas Soleh for the day - bancuh tea 'o'. panas2. jgn manis2, i dun wanna die as yet.


so there it is - tea infront of the idiotbox. HBO is havin You've Got Mail, starring Meg Ryan and Tom Hank. i remember watching dis movie again and again - during my early yrs. it was so damn romantic - 2 ppl, walked in the same street not knowing one another yet exchanging emails like most of the time.. and looking for every each replies. aiyooo..


our eyes on the screen. hands on cucur udang, cicah tomato sos.. selang seli wit tea 'o' panas.. tau2, 'eh Soleh, dah abes!'. heh.









and the after-math. thank God, since Soleh dah bangun - aku can skip wit dis one.. ni belum lagik wit all the cawan, saucers and such. euw.










u wanna know the secret? dis is the secret. 7 minit dah siap bley makan. and as for us both - 10 minit dr awal potong sumer bagai, till selesai wit all those - in our tummy alrite. pretty darn fast, aye? keluaran Adabi bertajuk Tepung Cucur Udang. and it cost u only RM2.60.. nutritional value? erk. i dun know. i am feelin damn full now. and i gez dat aint good.



shall i go to the gym? like.. now? gross.









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